How come different horoscopes have different dates?

Cletus Makler: because it is different people who are telling you each time

Hollis Demasters: here you can find all about horoscope and astrology

Mitchell Pickens: Horoscopes are a joke. I don't believe them. You shouldn't either.At least these losers don't believe in astrology.

Asa Soho: The sun isn't set in stone, its not going to automatically enter a Pisces exactly on the 19th every year. So its really up to the year. The best way to find out if the sun was in Aquarius or Pisces when you were born is to have your chart done. If you know what time you were born then you're good. There are a lot of free websites that will do your chart for you.

Horace Escue: Whats really funny is that the stars are in a different location now compared to us on earth than when they sat the dates in the first place, so something else to just show you they don't mean a whole bunch.

Giovanni Malool: Because they're all a mess of imagination. None of that stuff! can be proven as fact; even a blind dog can find a piece of meat every now and then.

Wilfredo Muldoon: okay so far you're all being absolute losers. If you don't have an appropriate answer, please don't bother.

Pasquale Pollet: okay yeah thanks, i'm not completely stupid mate. I mean surely there is one set horoscope date?

Hyo Hardell: urm, i'm not asking all your opinions on horoscopes..